Halo Top’s new yogurt pops had an insanely low caloric count when compared with other frozen treats. The obvious way to interpret this information is “if I eat Halo Top Yogurt Pops, I can more easily hit my weight loss goals.” The OTHER way to interpret this information is “if I eat Halo Top Yogurt Pops, I can be LAZIER than ever without getting fat.”

Welcome to the No-Work Workout, a traveling “gym” with a circuit of 8 fun activities that are not exercises but technically help you burn calories. Complete the circuit and you’ve already burned the negligible number of calories in a Halo Top Yogurt Pop. Crazy.

Poetically enough, building the No-Work Workout took plenty of work — but finishing it, like the circuit itself, was its own reward.